All Tribute Bands Suck!
(I don't care how good you think you are)
No one likes a Talented Punk Band
It's Not that Punk sucks... just most of the bands do!
Friends don't let friends listen to EMO!
There is something scary about a naked man with a hard-on and a sword!
Just because you can't play... That doesn't mean you are a punk band.
Mike Ness plays with Dollies
Life is too short for self-hatred, celery sticks and bad music
why do people who can't drive, Always seem to drive white cars?
LEO HAS A LITTLE DICK
Lead, Follow or Get Out Of The Way
WHAT PART OF "FUCK OFF" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
You knew the job was dangerous when you took it!